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DUMB SPORTS QUOTES
- "And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few
weeks ago." (David Coleman)
- "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs." (David
Coleman)
- "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race,
only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker)
- Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think
Germany has of getting through? Terry Venables:
"I think it's 50-50."
- "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost."
(Frank Bruno)
- "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)
- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is
identical." (Murray Walker)
- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg
Norman)
- "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)
- "Watch the time. It gives you an indication of how fast they are running."
(Ron Pickering)
- "That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe)
- "The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round."
(Tony Crozier)
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